So I had a pepiphany last night; a revelation you might say. I was having a few beers with some pals when it occurred to me that after a couple of shandys I start talking a bit like Del Boy and calling everyone geezer. I literally can’t help it. I call every bloke ‘geezer’ and I call every girl ‘a bird’. I even try a bit of French, with little or no success. raisse de chassie, as they say.

So I thought I would use this to my advantage and talk about my home, Prague, like a bit of a geezer. I was born in East London so I do qualify as an original geezer, but I have lived in Prague for about 5 years now and I absolutely love the place The people are blinding, the beer is top notch and the lifestyle is fantastic.